What are some battles in history that had ridiculous/comic outcomes?

Answer by Warren Schrader:

Probably the most ridiculous outcome of a battle would be when a Dutch naval fleet was captured after being charged and surrounded by French cavalry.

Yup, you read that right.

During the War of the First Coalition, the French Revolutionary Army was camping out in Amsterdam for the winter. The generals became aware of a Dutch fleet anchored at Den Helder, a nearby bay that had been frozen over due to an extremely cold winter.

They sent out a regiment of "hussars" (light cavalry)  with a regiment of line infantry that literally hitched a ride with them. Upon approaching Den Helder, they discovered the Dutch fleet stuck in the ice with the sailors fast asleep.

Not wishing to wake the napping sailors, the French covered the hooves of their horses with fabric and slowly maneuvered out onto the ice. When they were in position, they launched their assault.

Within minutes, they had surrounded the entire fleet. The cavalry men and infantry quickly boarded and captured every ship. They suffered zero losses.

This is the only time in human history where a naval battle between warships and cavalry took place. And as ridiculous as it sounds, the cavalry won.

What are some battles in history that had ridiculous/comic outcomes?

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